It's exam week Chez Wiles.
So instead of boating –our new favorite pastime -- everybody’s studying.
That doesn’t mean we’re laying low. Far from it. Studying Chez Wiles is no quiet, introspective restrained activity. It’s aggressive, expansive and territorial -- more Alexander the Great than Henry David Thoreau.
Each kid, naturally, staked out his or her own room first. Then, Son took over the dining room table. Daughter claimed the sunroom -- floor, futon and bookshelves -- and set up a whiteboard for math problems. Son’s study materials sprawled from his bedroom floor, into his bathroom, and onto a corner of the kitchen table. DD took over some of the stairs and a kitchen counter. On occasion, she even taped notes to the glass shower door. At this point, the only household surfaces not yet encrusted with index cards, review sheets, notebooks, textbooks and eraser crumbs are, mysteriously, their desks. And the cat.
Not that I’m complaining. To be sure, studying – in whatever form -- is better than the alternative, which in our house is watching Glee, Facebooking, playing the guitar, ripsticking, playing basketball, ripsticking while playing basketball, or putting the cat in the dryer.
Through it all, my role is to grease the track. Make sure the laundry is done. Make sure the pantry is stocked. Make sure each of them gets to their various exams on time (and on the right day, which could be the greater challenge). And make sure I don’t serve a single meal that could prompt the suspiciously asked, “What’s that?”
So -- no new recipes today. Instead, we’re all about comfort food – family favorites like Not So Dirty Rice, Waffles of Insane Greatness, and the beloved Sausage Pasta. Hmm. Looks as if all three of these meals involve the kids' favorite food group -- sausage. I'll have to try to do better. But not this week.
Next week, though, game on. Fish. Vegetables. Anti-oxidants. Whole fiber. And very likely, spinach parading as parsley. Plus, we still have to name the boat. And maybe, just maybe, learn to drive it!